I'll tell you how to do it, Mister.
Tell them they deserve whate'er they lack
And the price of all they've spent put back.
That they work too hard for what they make
And deserve every dime they take.
But take care when offering tomorrow
Lest your deceits should come to sorrow.
The change we seek is nothing new,
But yesterday's dream at last come true.
If my advice should seem like treason,
Remember now's election season.
And the enemy who listens clear,
May be our president next year.
For last year's lie is true again,
And just last night won Michigan.
CONDESCENSION, n. The promise of improvement without change and change without difference.