Redefining misanthropy for a fresh generation. Standard posts begin with a definition from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary followed by a modern adjustment. Miscellany on Wednesday and storytelling on Saturday.
Monday, April 06, 2009
Coronation
CORONATION, n. The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.
"Coronation Street can be seen on ITV1 [Brit] on Sunday, Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 7:30p.m. There is also an extra episode on Monday night at 8:30 p.m. Repeat episodes (and specials) can be seen on ITV2, with the omnibus usually shown on Sundays." Quote from _______* Dictionary.
the wonderful feel of hot water over your shoulders ,after installing on demand water heater....damn and we are not there yet,off to ace is the place... Peace
16 comments:
... and i'm the numero uno queen
prons: a kind of seafood that curls up when cooked
coronation, n. the sign of those anointed with blood, spirituality or relations to Disney
Coronation: passing the baton to the next power grabber.
I don't think any definition could top yours :) Hilarious
"Coronation Street can be seen on ITV1 [Brit] on Sunday, Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 7:30p.m. There is also an extra episode on Monday night at 8:30 p.m. Repeat episodes (and specials) can be seen on ITV2, with the omnibus usually shown on Sundays." Quote from _______* Dictionary.
*Google will tell you. :-)
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CORONATION, n. Mexico.
Coronation, to ring someone on their head instead of their neck.
A coronation is where I get a crown.
-drums fingers on desk- I'm waaaaaiting.
Amoeba stole my answer!
Doug, yours can't be beat.
Hey, K. Not 24 hours after a "whatever happened to Karma" conversation. Hope all's well.
Hahaha, Minka. I wish I had thought to post your tiara photo. I may yet.
Bingo, J.D.
Pia, so I'm born?
Apparently, Jim. Does google say whether it's a good show?
Change your latitude, Amoeba.
Good definition, Ariel. Bad choice.
Jenn, I can't imagine the holdup.
Quilly, you can get it back.
Nessa, a bet the other way would be harder to beat.
the wonderful feel of hot water over your shoulders ,after installing
on demand water heater....damn and we are not there yet,off to ace is the place...
Peace
Bopping the queen on the head.
Yea, who can be "birth". You should leave at least a little room at the top.
Bear, it's a good work you're doing.
How about touching her back, TLP?
Why, Cooper? I leave very little room in my shirt.
Crowning event.
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