Monday, October 05, 2009

Worship

WORSHIP, n. Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.

2009 Update: Ritual wonder at GOD's great grace and the petty apostasies of the fellowship committee.

16 comments:

Nessa said...

God doesn't want our worship. He wants our love.

TLP said...

Let the one who worships define it.

Karen said...

So I let off a little steam on twitter yesterday. Let's not make federal case out of it. Can you just answer the PRIVATE e-mails in your inbox?

Karen said...

Pretty please?

the amoeba said...

Bad day behind the sanctuary curtain, Doug?

WORSHIP, n. Maritime scrap metal.

Karen said...

Thanks, buddy! I'm so embarrassed I could vomit all over this blog.

NicoleB said...

Worship is what husband and wife should do, but they usually mix it u with warship (or so)
;)

TLP said...

I understood there'd be no vomit.

weirsdo said...

My friend Darth Goldstein was very offended when a colleague asked him, with a deep Southern accent, "Where dew yew wurrship?"
"First of all, I'm Jewish. My people don't 'wurrship,'" he said, witheringly.

quilly said...

These days most worship seems to take place in front of the television. Out of respect for God we rarely turn that box on in our house.

Tom & Icy said...

I pray when I'm in trouble.

Cooper said...

If it weren't for people, and just about everything else, I wouldn't have o abstain for defining this word.

Doug said...

And our explanations, of course, Nessa.

Funny, TLP, coming from a member of the church that defines everything over coffee.

Karen, I can even do it privately.

Amoeba, who left all this gauze here?

Nicole, I suspected as much.

TLP, janitorial's been contacted.

Sounds like self-worship to me, Weirsdo. Most religions work that way.

Amen, Quilly.

"If it be your will, please let this cup pass from my lips. It's empty?"

Cooper, there's very little that gets in the way of worship like worshippers after prayer, is there?

TLP said...

ExactlY! I worship the coffee urn.

trabacta: area in NYC? close enough.

tilden talks... said...

worship: what comes before the prying and gossiping of fellowship.

tsduff said...

Different strokes for different folks

and so on and so on and scoobie doobie doobie...