WORSHIP, n. Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.
2009 Update: Ritual wonder at GOD's great grace and the petty apostasies of the fellowship committee.
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God doesn't want our worship. He wants our love.
Let the one who worships define it.
So I let off a little steam on twitter yesterday. Let's not make federal case out of it. Can you just answer the PRIVATE e-mails in your inbox?
Bad day behind the sanctuary curtain, Doug?
WORSHIP, n. Maritime scrap metal.
Thanks, buddy! I'm so embarrassed I could vomit all over this blog.
Worship is what husband and wife should do, but they usually mix it u with warship (or so)
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I understood there'd be no vomit.
My friend Darth Goldstein was very offended when a colleague asked him, with a deep Southern accent, "Where dew yew wurrship?"
"First of all, I'm Jewish. My people don't 'wurrship,'" he said, witheringly.
These days most worship seems to take place in front of the television. Out of respect for God we rarely turn that box on in our house.
I pray when I'm in trouble.
If it weren't for people, and just about everything else, I wouldn't have o abstain for defining this word.
And our explanations, of course, Nessa.
Funny, TLP, coming from a member of the church that defines everything over coffee.
Karen, I can even do it privately.
Amoeba, who left all this gauze here?
Nicole, I suspected as much.
TLP, janitorial's been contacted.
Sounds like self-worship to me, Weirsdo. Most religions work that way.
Amen, Quilly.
"If it be your will, please let this cup pass from my lips. It's empty?"
Cooper, there's very little that gets in the way of worship like worshippers after prayer, is there?
ExactlY! I worship the coffee urn.
trabacta: area in NYC? close enough.
worship: what comes before the prying and gossiping of fellowship.
Different strokes for different folks
and so on and so on and scoobie doobie doobie...
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