Monday, September 18, 2006

Promiscuous

PROMISCUOUS, adj. San Francisco society.

2006 Update: Newsworthy.

54 comments:

Miz BoheMia said...

Did someone say San Francisco????

HOOAH! Numero uno! Take that sistah Penguin! Funkified FO SHO!

brian said...

It is newsworthy that a promiscuous blog troll such as myself, gets to be first.

Miz BoheMia said...

Promiscuous... hmmm... so not San Francisco anymore... gotta think on this one... *sigh* at least I was first! FIRST!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAA!

brian said...

Ok Ok, I was second.

Btw this is for Ariel. The caveman poem from Saturday, do you really want more?? Cause as chief caveman, it's up to Doug.

Minka said...

promiscuous,adj. in wnat of a more sophisticated screening process

Sar said...

Your update sucked Doug. This better not become a habit because nobody likes a promiscuous update.

;)

Solace Cai said...

Promiscuous is as promiscuous does :) (I should not be allowed to watch movies right before I comment.)

Promiscuous people are fun... that is until you get caught with one of them (or should I say being one of them?)

FelineFrisky said...

promiscuous - N = Dewy Knickers! 'nuf said. D :)

Jamie Dawn said...

Not antimiscuous.

It's early and I'm heading out the door, so don't give me any grief over this dumb comment.

Dewy Knickers said...

I will have you know FF, that some girls can have fun w/o being promiscuous.

Ohh I am a Noun!! Very cool.

DK xo

P.S. Morning Doug! *waves shyly* How are you doing? *giggles* Bye Bye...

puppybrose said...

promiscuous: untouchable

Indeterminacy said...

Promiscuous: Someone who will link to any blog and comment to any post.

O Ceallaigh said...

newsworthy. Sigh. Ain't it the truth ...

Tan Lucy Pez said...

What would I know? I'm faithful. Look here: I'm almost out the door on the way to the shore, and yet I stop at each of my children's sites to see what's up.

I love Indie's comment. Very good.

Newsworthy? Mmmmm...sometimes. But so is a long-lasting faithful relationship these days.

I promise i will miss youse.

Mutha said...

Is it always about sex? It makes me think of "intellectuals" who kiss-up to every published goof around them. Spend too much time in too many camps and people will definitely start to talk.

QuillDancer said...

promiscuous adj.
I know absolutely nothing about this word and I will categorically deny any allegations otherwise.

Doug said...

Hermana, nicely usurped!

Brian, we permit promiscuous trolls retractions, too.

Brian, you don't get to be King of the Cave with ungratified women around, go ahead.

Minka, you mean like alphabetical order?

Thanks, Sar. I'll try to be more proper. Didn't take you long to go Jersey.

Solace, promiscuity has to be its own reward. The press isn't very good at your age.

Feline, she is kind of over-channeled, hey?

Jamie Dawn, thank you for remembering the antimiscuous among us. How was that?

Morning, Dewy. I think your reputation is safe here.

Nice, Puppybrose. Or tiowed.

Indie, you're a tramp.

'Fraid so, O Ceallaigh

TLP, have a great time selling sea shells by the seashore.

Mutha, that's why Harry Truman wanted to hire a one-armed economist.

Quilldancer, for more information read the City Charter.

karma said...

rabbits are promiscuous. and everyone thinks they're cute, too

veivk: Vikings are very kool (don't know much about their faithfulness, though)

mireille said...

Unable or unwilling to make up one's mind ... or one's bed. See nymphomaniac; also trollop xoxo

Joel said...

PROMISCUOUS, adj. San Francisco society.

A bold and brave assertion to make in the presence of one Miz B!

promiscuous: a sin to some; a delight to others. a required characteristic of those seeking public office (see also prostitution, whorish behavior not restricted to that of a sexual nature).

Logophile said...

A network card that passes everything to the CPU.
So naughty!

puppybrose said...

Promiscuous: perfectionist?

G said...

Wow some great comments today. I don't know Doug, you sure know how to lore out the promiscuous in "them" :) I certainly can't come up with a decent definition with those preceding...

First Nations said...

promiscuous: one of the moral hazards of ubiquity

woo hoo, dougster!

Doug said...

The divine K, good to have you tramping up my verifiers again. Gladdens my flinty heart.

Mireille, I haven't seen her yet today. LBP?

Joel, there are a lot of successful strategies predicated on promiscuity.

Logo, I'm stunned!

Puppybrose, that may be the best one yet.

Go ahead, G. We're easy, obviously.

Miz BoheMia said...

Oh my Puppybrose! Does that make me promiscuous then? DIOS MIO!!!

Promiscuous... loaded word for a certain Bierce to use in the presence of bohemians FO SHO! Joel was right! RIGHT I TELL YOU!

Promiscuous... a sexual 'n sensual OCD...

Minka said...

promiscous, adj.

With a truly promiscuous person, you can have a Full House, even though having played all your cards wrong

Mutha said...

I like puppybrose's...because if first you don't suceed, try, try again and again and (hey you!) again.

Jenna Howard said...

Someone rang? Does who really matter?

Doug said...

Yee ha, ubiquitous lady!

Miz B, I think sexual and sensous ADHD might be a closer diagnosis for promiscuity.

Minka, I just wish that's what I'd written.

Hahaha, Mutha. Nice addition.

You guys are really making me laugh today. Good one, Jenna.

brian said...

Promiscuous: Going back for seconds.... at the buffet tables.

QuillDancer said...

PROMISCUOUS pro-mis-cu-ous

pro - professional
mis - young woman
cu[e] - promting
ous - us

.... in accordance with the Nye County penial code.

G said...

Doug, maybe we should just AX PANSI or maybe, ahem, we don't need to.

actonbell said...

Promiscuous is in the eye of the beholder. What unhappy people call promiscuous is what happy people call socializing.

And that's the second time you've had a guest Pez while I'm away, btw. And I liked your update; what passes for news these days is--surprising.

O Ceallaigh said...

Um, quill ... penial code? Careful - your Freudian slip is showing. Of course, when it comes to professional promiscuity, it doesn't matter much how it's spelled ...

a4g said...

Promiscuous, adj. Describing the gutter morality of those whose sexual conquests number one greater than mine.

Cf. Accomplished, an equal number; and Priggish, meaning one less.

(Two less is known as an Eagle, and is an extremely difficult shot even under the best of circumstances.)

Omnipotent Poobah said...

Nah. I got nothing.

Minka said...

*blushes*

AP3 said...

Promiscuous: your mother.

(Sorry Doug's mother, the comeback "your mother" is stuck in my mind today!)

Kyahgirl said...

AP3is really cracking me up today :-)
In fact, everyone is in fine form.

tsduff said...

And now your naughty bird lesson of the day:

A note about the
Aquatic Warbler:


Over the last fifteen years, researchers investigating the sex life of this small, retiring brown bird have uncovered a pattern of promiscuous behaviour, with male birds "continuously ready to mate and testing every female for her willingness to copulate". Almost two-thirds of all broods of young Aquatic Warblers have more than one father.

Doug said...

Brian, you're off a couple deadly sins.

Quilldancer, don't you live in Clarke County where the County Charter defines it as the first pillar of customer satisfaction and membership in the teacher's union?

G, what are you saying about my beloved Pansi?

Sorry, Actonbell. I promise not to have you a guest when you're out of town. Great definition, too. A toast!

O Ceallaigh, what are you saying about dear Quilldancer?

Good one, a4g and I don't mean that priggishly.

It means omnipresence, Poobah.

Minka, what's black and white and red all over?

Aral, you're mama's so prmoiscuous she wears self-addressed stamped underwear. (Good thing she's at the beach, huh?)

Kyahgirl, some words just really get people where they want to live.

Doug said...

Terry, I never could get the feathers to stay on.

Minka said...

Doug, lots of things:

a) a movie from 1997
b) a blushing penguin
c) an embarrased zebra
d)A panda trying to apply lipstick
...
z) a newspaper when you are trying to be smart with homonyms

What are you trying to say?

G said...

Actually Doug, I thought that you might tell us.

QuillDancer said...

Clark County no longer allows professional woman to operate within its boundries (according to the law).

I will have to stop posting while in class. I don't take the time to consider my spelling (or much of anything else, getting caught would not be a good thing).

Promiscous n a desease bearing sneeze

Doug said...

I was trying to be funny, Minka. It won't happen again.

G, I gentleman never kisses and tells and besides that, I'm not dead yet. My date with Pansi is for heaven.

Quilldancer, by all means protect your job, but I think the little so-and-sos should be exposed to this stuff.

QuillDancer said...

Doug, I introduced them to my poetry blog. The rest of blogland they can find on their own -- and not in my classroom. Although they truly could use the word exposure.

Folks, I really do know how to spell. What I don't do well is type!

SquareGirl said...

Indiscriminate

Aren't vices simply excesses of virtues??

AP3 said...

LOL, Doug

I really can't top that, not at 5:43 a.m. TLPSDT.

Minka said...

Quilly, look at my typing and you´ll feel better! :)
It is just the typing people!

Doug, oh please try to be funny again :)
Just because my average sized brains don´t get it, doensæt mean you should keep the rest of the bloggosphere from that delight.
I am sur eyou ahve in you somewhere...
*hurries off to look at other blogs*

brian said...

Not funny?? Did I miss something?

Doug said...

Not to fear, Quill. We are accustomed to great minds expressing themselves through incautious fingers.

Squaregirl, I think vices are virtues next door.

OK, Aral. I know your busy, but one of these days you and I are meeting for a yomamathon.

OK, Minka, I'll give it one more chance.

Brian, almost never.

weirsdo said...

Promiscuous: Educated.