This week, please help me welcome S.A.C.A.D.A. as a special guest.
S.A.C.A.D.A. was asked to define By-laws.
BY-LAWS, Mister Pascova said I shuold define "by-laws" so i will do it for him becaus eviryone says hes a nice man. By Laws are very importand for everyone in a club who is not the president of the club so they know what the president wants them to do, that is part of civlizahshun because animals dont know how to read by-laws. They only growl and then they bite each other to.
I had a club that was the Twilight Zone club then I wrote down the bylaws for evryone in the club. My mother broght computer paper from work so i could write the by laws on computer paper. I wrot one copie for me so i could post it when the internett was invented.
I can prove the by-laws was impordant becaus me and Howard who was Geniril Helper in the club had a arguement about somthing and this was in the late summer so he tried to hit me with a hoe and i got mad and didnt talk to him the rest of the sumer and autum even thouhg we lived in the same apartmeant house, Then it was winter and I was biulding the bigest snowball of all time. I rolled it until it was bigger than i was and we called the newspaper and they wanted to send a reportor to take a picure. And I tryed to make it biger and Howard came to help me and we roled it together and was friends agian.
So if I did not have by-laws I wouldnt a known when I had to be mad at Howard. And Im sorry I wrote in the bylaw book that he was roten because we started being freinds again.
About S.A.C.A.D.A.: A while back, I was reading The Synchronicity of Indeterminacy when a chrono-synclastic infundibulum opened up and an 11-year-old from the 1970s crawled out. Now, at Indeterminacy's site things like that are no big deal. Happens all the time. But this 11-year-old from another era seemed so proper, wholesome and conventional, he naturally reminded me of Indie. Wondering if the two might be related I clicked some links and it turned out S.A.C.A.D.A. is Indie.
S.A.C.A.D.A. has other accomplishments as well. He is the president of The Twilight Zone Club, and it's successor S.A.C.A.D.A. (Secret Agents Crusading Against Demolition Agents.) An accomplished young man and patriotic American, he is also the author and illustrator of The Story Book of Trils and Chills and Excitement. So much potential. Kind of heart-breaking, really. With all of his extracurricular activities, his grades are actually kind of impressive. Clearly, this was a lad destined to be a leader.
Just a little over a year ago our time and about thirty years from now his time, S.A.C.A.D.A. was/will be a guest on this site and provided/will provide the inspiration for the next-to-last chapter in a story that really needed to end.
How to be a future guest on this site: Just send an email to dpascover at mac dot com. On a future Wednesday, after posting that week's guest, I'll send you an email with a word to define. You'll be expected to return your definition along with a graphic representing either your definition or yourself by the following Saturday. The only rules are no profanity and no novels, please. And whatever I make up at the last minute.
I will be contacting previous guests who regularly comment here to repeat in no particular order. Previous guests who haven't been much heard from since their guest post should recontact if they would like to repeat.