Wednesday, March 02, 2005


Alien, n. An American sovereign in his probationary state.

2005 Update: A hardworking resident of the United States unentitled to constitutional protection due to the certainty of their participation in a terrorist jihad inspired by the Qu'uran. A Sikh.


Manjusha said...

Alien: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself

Doug said...

You're on fire!