Sunday, March 27, 2005

Christian

Christian, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

2005 Update:
1. One who believes that Jesus Christ died and was resurrected for the sanctimonification of sinners. A member of a religious community demanding great piety and in need of a little blasphemy.
2. One to whom I wish a joyous Easter!

To all people, regardless of their beliefs, a day full of blessings (I'll be surly again tomorrow.)

9 comments:

mintybuff said...

I really think you should be wishing everyone Happy Easter regardless of their beliefs.

Doug said...

Minty, you are ansolutely right and thanks for the timely correction. By the way, I couldn't click through to your site, though. Will you post it here, so people can find it?

Mace said...

I here I was expecting to my beliefs to get slammed in here. Thanks dude. Happy Easter to you as well! :-)

Manjusha said...

Doug, may all your days be blessed!

Doug said...
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Doug said...

And to you, Manjusha!

revi said...

mmm, blasphemy, goes good with chocolate eggs. happy day to you too.

Doug said...

MM-hmm. Actually, chocolate eggs are blasphemy.

DJ said...

And a joyous Easter to you!