Christian, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
1. One who believes that Jesus Christ died and was resurrected for the sanctimonification of sinners. A member of a religious community demanding great piety and in need of a little blasphemy.
2. One to whom I wish a joyous Easter!
To all people, regardless of their beliefs, a day full of blessings (I'll be surly again tomorrow.)