Friday, March 25, 2005


Martyr: n, One who moves along the line of least resistance to a desired death.

2005 Update: One who carries water for the huffing and the panting.


Manjusha said...

Have all Martyr's desired death or has death been thrust upon them?

And what does carrying water have to do with it??

Doug said...

I suspect most martyrs want to be martyrs, but grant you that a true martyr doesn't choose to be. Water was just a metaphor for a burden, I'm not sure this one didn't suck. On Good Friday, I wanted to make sure the gag targetted "martyrs" not Martyrs. Thanks for the comments.