Saturday, March 26, 2005

Marriage

Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

2005 Update: A household organized to provide stability and a moral example to stepchildren.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Son:

Gulp! Not as bitter as Bierce; rather, poignant!

Doug said...

How's the weather in Chicago, S?

Ticklebug said...

Hi Doug! Thanks for visiting and commenting in my blog the other day!

Mrs. weirsdo said...

Good one, there. Dr. Weirsdo laughed out loud. Thanks for explaining about the links. I thought maybe we offended you. Couldn't understand how--too many possibilities.

Doug said...

Ticklebug, no need for thanks, I enjoy it.
Mrs. Weirsdo, yeah I tried to add one and copied over yours. I think you do an important public service. Too many young girls think Barbies are innocent fun.

sunbather said...

hehe nice one. cold and harsh and entirely too applicable i think.

karma said...

Karma's update: When everything else fails

Doug said...

Sunbather, I saw your site for the first time today. Very funny.

Karma, I wish you were writing this site, a perfect definition. When I was 16, working in a gas station, an old plumber offered me this tip in lieu of a tip: Always stay single and raise your children to do the same. So far as things are, it's the only good advice I've consistently followed.