Sunday, March 27, 2005

Christian

Christian, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

2005 Update:
1. One who believes that Jesus Christ died and was resurrected for the sanctimonification of sinners. A member of a religious community demanding great piety and in need of a little blasphemy.
2. One to whom I wish a joyous Easter!

To all people, regardless of their beliefs, a day full of blessings (I'll be surly again tomorrow.)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really think you should be wishing everyone Happy Easter regardless of their beliefs.

Doug The Una said...

Minty, you are ansolutely right and thanks for the timely correction. By the way, I couldn't click through to your site, though. Will you post it here, so people can find it?

Jack said...

I here I was expecting to my beliefs to get slammed in here. Thanks dude. Happy Easter to you as well! :-)

M said...

Doug, may all your days be blessed!

Doug The Una said...
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Doug The Una said...

And to you, Manjusha!

Anonymous said...

mmm, blasphemy, goes good with chocolate eggs. happy day to you too.

Doug The Una said...

MM-hmm. Actually, chocolate eggs are blasphemy.