"But cloth of misconstruction dressed thought in stylish deception. rrrrRUFF!"-Icy

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Offensive

OFFENSIVE, adj. Generating disagreeable emotions or sensations, as the advance of an army against its enemy.
"Were the enemy's tactics offensive?" the king asked. "I should say so!" replied the unsuccessful general. "The blackguard wouldn't come out of his works!"
2010 Update: Provocative of, or in, retreat.

Labels: ,

13 Comments:

Blogger Elbot said...

Offensive: building fences out of scrap robots

6:58 AM  
Anonymous Mo'a said...

Offensive: Rudeness...especially in politicians.

7:29 AM  
Blogger Nessa said...

the apologies of certain famous husbands.

Tales on Tuesday - Lost in Space

8:38 AM  
Blogger actonbell said...

Opposite of defensive. Well, sometimes defensive is offensive.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous quilly said...

Offensive -- the dog just escaped the yard again.

11:38 AM  
Blogger Rio said...

Offensive-- the displeasure of your chewing.

12:06 PM  
Blogger Thom said...

OFFENSIVE, adj. Joe Biden's comment at the signing ceremony today

12:30 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

I like the disagreeable idea, "Sir, I find that remark offensive." Offensive is BAD.

In the chess game, it is always desired to be on the offensive. Offensive is GOOD.

Guess it's all relevant?
..

5:44 PM  
Anonymous cooper said...

Forgetting your deodorant or your Beano(http://www.beanogas.com/).

7:11 PM  
Blogger TLP said...

Offensive: describing people who don't agree with me.

7:26 PM  
Anonymous sauerkraut said...

Cooper's leaves me speechless... must be a secret of hers. ;-) Most of the rest are really good, too, especially Mo'a's and Nessa's.

Offensive: nearly everything out of Glenn Beck's mouth.

7:43 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Elbot, is not recycling reincarnation to a robot?

Mo'a, why especially them? I'd rather my senator be rude than the dude behind me in line.

Nessa, any man famous for being a husband has some latitude coming- and he's bound to take it all.

And, Actonbell, offensive is nearly always defensive, I suspect.

Quilly, I knew there must be a pun in there somewhere. Took me a moment to find it.

There you are, Rio! I'm afraid I can't help myself around shoe leather.

Mildly, Thom. He wasn't wrong.

As relevant as anything around this site, Jim. Don't you worry.

Cooper, it seems both you and Rio are trying to tell me something today. 20-somethings can be so, well, like that.

TLP, it takes a real lout.

Sauerkraut, I manage to avoid almost everything that comes out of Glenn Beck's mouth, but you're right, if I had to choose I'd probably prefer his spit to his words.

5:14 AM  
Blogger Thom said...

Not saying he was. Just his language was.

11:25 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

:)