NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
2008 Update: The nearest sinner.
As long-time or fairly recent readers of this blog are aware, I consider blog spammers unlovable reprobates without hope of heaven. However, one of the damned left a comment referring to a site somewhat on-topic and kind of cool so I am trying to make the time before he or she is consumed in the lake of fire gentle by bringing this to your attention. Follow the link at your own risk but the Adam Smith Academy features electronic slideshows of classic stories. They are currently on part III of a six part reading of Bierce's An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.