Caught Billy making Susie cry
By lifting a worm from the dirt
And putting it down Susie's shirt
"Behold, the savage heathen's nature
Shames us all whene'er he imitates her
And when it calls the boy to assault by slime
Who can doubt the girl has suffered by this crime
"So I'll propose some legislation,
Binding all across the nation
To ban the boyish, cruel soul
That by malice we have come to know.
"There ought to, will be, must be law
Against such depraven craven foofaraw."
In fact there's twenty statutes, maybe more,
From each time Billy was caught before.
OUTRAGEOUS, adj. Grandly galling to petty pols and princes.