Hesitation

HESITATION, n.

You've heard, my dear, "the woman's lost

Who hesitates." Then stand

Not foolishly to count the cost,

But kiss me on demand.

2009 Update: Precipitate of sloth. The measure of estimation.

Welcome back, all. And thank you, Mark Buehrle.

Platonic

Platonic, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

2005 Update: In the United States, featuring bonds of affection and baseball. Robust.




Left, Doug Pascover, Platonic Lover

The Chicago White Sox are World Champions!!! Thanks to the White Sox Organization and all my friends who rooted for them to win the series!

Sacrament

Sacrament, n. A solemn religious ceremony to which several degrees of authority and significance are attached. Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity. Some of the smaller sects have no sacraments at all -- for which mean economy they will indubitable be damned.

2005 Update: A crowbar the pious apply to the will of their diety.

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