Redefining misanthropy for a fresh generation. Standard posts begin with a definition from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary followed by a modern adjustment. Miscellany on Wednesday and storytelling on Saturday.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Datary
DATARY, n. A high ecclesiastic official of the Roman Catholic Church, whose important function is to brand the Pope's bulls with the words Datum Romae. He enjoys a princely revenue and the friendship of God.
Datary: I never heerd of this werd beefor. It iz prolly a werd that takes more skoolin' than I got to fooly understand it's meenin'. I got street smartz butt I'm not sew good with hed smartz. Lyke I could give good direckshuns to Walmart or KFC butt I could not tell yew anything about subtrakshun or werds like datary.
Notary--ollie norths' best friend ghwb--best friend wjc--best friend gwb--best friend hope bho keeps them at arms' length may Peace follow you and yours into the evening........................
12 comments:
It is very important to certify and sanctify the bull.
damn! it's Friday evening and i don't have a datary :(
Datary: Man, I'm glad you told us this! I would have gone through life thinking it was a fancy name for a 'speed dating' place.
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Datary: too much data makes the official want to brand the Pope somewhere on his body
Datary: I never heerd of this werd beefor. It iz prolly a werd that takes more skoolin' than I got to fooly understand it's meenin'. I got street smartz butt I'm not sew good with hed smartz. Lyke I could give good direckshuns to Walmart or KFC butt I could not tell yew anything about subtrakshun or werds like datary.
DATARY n. all things Brent Spiner.
That racket you hear is Spiner cursing typecasting.
I wonder if Bernie Madoff had a nightary.
dominos nabisco,bless you my son...
the mere mortal in charge of funding
the structure sin erected ,
salvation for sale.
go in Peace.........
Notary--ollie norths' best friend
ghwb--best friend
wjc--best friend
gwb--best friend
hope bho keeps them at arms' length
may Peace follow you and yours into
the evening........................
Datary - The place where the date palm dates are removed from their mother.
well damn if I didnt read that as the Pope's balls. maybe I need another drink.
You sure it's not the place all those priests go to meet their 11 year old boyfriends?
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