Redefining misanthropy for a fresh generation. Standard posts begin with a definition from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary followed by a modern adjustment. Miscellany on Wednesday and storytelling on Saturday.
Yer gonna get hammered for your men's definition.
HARDWARE, n. The Father, First of the Three Persons of the God Computer.And whyfor, O Great Kitty, should Our Dawg get hammered for calling a spade a spade?
... suspected I might get raked over the coals, but et tu amoeba?
ace is the placepeace
HARDWARE, n. - As opposed to software?
hardware--the boring stuff that holds jewelry together.
Wow, Actonbell. That's a gem.
Hardware: what little boys give to their jeans. Or, a girdle.
Nice pun Ariel.
If only that described his indulgence to the extent it described my conscience...ah well
And here I was just thinking of suits of armor.
I was thinking of my computers guts...
Hardware: one half the blame team when your computer malfunctions. Hardware blames the software and vice versa...
...that's because men have no consciences. (You knew i had to, didn't you?)
Sauerkraut, as a man of the pre-cro-magnon sort, accountability rarely finds me.Defense, on the other hand. Amoeba, are the other two Software and Pop-up?Sauerkraut, you must be one of the more refined varieties.It still is, by George.Thom, as opposed to maul.Actonbell, I expected you to go with the boring stuff that assembles shoes. Is there a feminine vice you lack besides run-on sentences?Ariel, that was a clever pun!TLP, some days you make restraint difficult.Logo, be thankful. I learned to drive taking my dad to the emergency room during home-improvement projects. Eventually I learned to keep the car running. What I never realized until just now was that my dad's idea of home improvement was moving from a two-parent household to a one-parent household.Quilly, that might be Strawberry Fife trying to come back, which I encourage.Cooper, when I use a windows machine that's all I ever think about.Well done, Jim. Nessa, I suppose I would have if I had a conscience to nag me.
Firmware, Dawg. The Second Person is, of course, the Son, Bill Gates, while the Third is the Ghost In The Machine.
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