Said a man to a crapulent youth ; "I thought2007 Update: A good shepherd or a bad host. A temptation for the epicurean. See also: TEETOTALER.
You a total abstainer, my son."
"So I am, so I am," said the scapegrace caught-
"But not, sir, a bigoted one."
Happy Thanksgiving and Blessed Indulgences
May the pious at your table choke on the wishbone