Homeopathist, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
2005 Update: A medicinal chemist who relies on the theory that like cures like and the assumption that the patient is a fool. The homeopathist, who also propounds the efficacy of extreme dilution and the memory of water is highly sought after for bartending.
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Woohooo, something good out of being up this hatefully early in the morning.
homeopathist-somebody who can no longer afford the high cost of prescription drugs.
homeopathist - the guy who couldn't even get into medical school in the Dominican Republic.
Homeopathist,n (Original meaning: beat it to the front door): A doctor and dog owner.
The first step in treatment is to be bitten by the doctor's dog. In step two the doctor sells you a hair of the dog that bit you.
Huh? It's Monday already? Geez. What happened to the weekend?
A homeopathist is to medicine what a watermelon is to the vegetable stand. It doesn´t really belong there, but it can do wonders if you are thirsty.
An inside joke I hope Icy and Doug will appreciate!
Good morning, Masil. I never thought of homeopathy as a way of stretching your meds. They should offer that through Medicare.
See, Alice, I think that's an osteopath. My limited experience with homeopaths is that they really are like that.
TLP, I like the original meaning. And nice catch on the date. I can explain...
Great metaphor, Monika. Boy if the homeopaths catch us, they'll poison us. The good news is it'll be 1 part per billion.
Homeopathist: front walkway of a male residence in the hood.
it hurts. but only when i larf
The master slips a few pieces of meat in our dry dog food to fool us. Woof!
The originator of the butterfly effect who proves that a little dosage can be a dangerous thing.
An expert on the medicinal effects of the various placebos.
Chuckle, Sar. Ethnic humor's best from the left side.
Karma, mix a tiny amount of St. John's Wart into a fifth of whiskey. It's supposed to be effective for that.
Woof indeed, Icy, woof indeed.
The butterfly effect, CA?
Indie, good one and apt. New picture, too. Still scary.
I think you're right, Actonbell.
A butterfly flapping its wings now affects the weather system on a global scale six months in the future - Comfort Addict?
There are members of my extended family who would think this word refers to something having to do with homosexuals. I kid you not.
Manjusha, I'm truly delighted to see you back here. And I think you may be right.
Jamie Dawn, there are members of my family who still live in trees.
Okay...I'm back.
Homeopath(ist),n. Transgender Murderer.
Sorry...it's been a bad week.
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Gabriel: You should have more bad weeks. That was hilarious!
Gabriel, I agree with Indie. Welcome back, the bad week doesn't seem to have harmed you.
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