A king, in times long, long gone by,2005 Update: A male sovereign whose divine right and funny ears share a source. See Donkey.
Said to his lazy jester:
"If I were you and you were I
My moments merrily would fly --
Nor care nor grief to pester."
"The reason, Sire, that you would thrive,"
The fool said -- "if you'll hear it --
Is that of all the fools alive
Who own you for their sovereign, I've
The most forgiving spirit."
Happy Birthday to King Stevie I of Portland
Left, Stevie Mooney, Crowned Head