OCCIDENT, n. The large part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful sub-tribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce." These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient.
2010 Update: The portion of the Northern hemisphere dominated by immigrants rather than conquerers. Among the tribes to have established homelands within the occidental region are the Indiscretes, the Patients and the Punctuals. The adjective, OCCIDENTAL, describes a native of the region, the antonym for EXOTIC.
i am with AB on this one
Peace,may the week bring many
The diatribe I endure every morning here in this very household could almost be Ambrose's definition word for word.
You spelled accident wrong. Word Checker broken?
MicroFiction Monday - Sh!
You're right Acton. Or maybe toothpaste.
OCCIDENT, n Health reform passed. Democrats vs Republicans
You're right Thom. The Patients of Catastrophic Accident Insurance are now covered under the OcciDental Health Reform Act of Monday March 22nd.
Oh. And here I thought an occident was what occurred when the ox cart hi the barn wall.
Occidental is one of my favorites streets in Seattle. Great coffee shop there (yes, this can be said of almost every street in Seattle, but so what!?).
Sounds like sugar-free gum.
Did you ever occidently use the bleach version of Oxydol to wash your colors?
You may be too young to appreciate this comment as Oxydol laundry soap production was stopped in the 1950's.
Bear, I kind of think AB is with you on this one.
Terry, I am not surprised.
As it happens, Nessa.
It does, doesn't it, Actonbell. Or tooth whitener.
Well, yeah, or that, TLP.
Yeah, Thom, those two parties were some kind of mistake.
Karen, that's a think disguise.
Logo, what worries me about Seattle is the possibility that people there caffeine up to get coffee. Is there something else you use energy for?
Cooper, apply directly to the forehead.
Not so far, Jim, but there's time.
We got what we asked for, no?
Als wir immer sollen, nei?
Despite his having attended Occidental, Obama is still characterized as exotic by Birthers and their ilk.
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