Redefining misanthropy for a fresh generation. Standard posts begin with a definition from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary followed by a modern adjustment. Miscellany on Wednesday and storytelling on Saturday.
Monday, May 16, 2005
Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Mayonnaise, n. (1) A creamy, fattening substance often used on tender, solid fattening substances. (2) A thick, buttery colloid frequently applied to dead animals.
I love Mayonnaise. You can throw it on anything for me. within certain limits of course. In Germany, it is served with french fries. or maybe that is in France? My father told me he had them in Germany when he was in the army.
Mayo vs Miracle Whip - When we got married we had to make some concessions - he drank whole milk (ukky), I drank fat free - we settled on 2%, but till this day, 19years later, I buy Mayo & Miracle whip. He likes Mayo (it is like uggy butter) I Like Miracle Whip (yummy)!
Hey France grow some freaking tomaotes ok, we went to McD and they charged us a $1.00 for each extra packet, jeeezzz
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Mayonnaise, n. (1) A creamy, fattening substance often used on tender, solid fattening substances. (2) A thick, buttery colloid frequently applied to dead animals.
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A dressing for your plate and your hide or a french conspiracy to make rest of the world obese?
i formerlly used to depise but now can not get enough i sometimes lick the knife when spreading it on sandwiches
Gabriel, mm...dead animals!
Sreekesh, mm...my hide!
Andria, it's probably good for a dancer's joints, right? That's it, I'm gonna learn to dance.
Mayonnaise - 100% FAT!
C'mon, Dog, there's gotta be some protein from the egg!
Mayonnaise - according to my mother, is a major food group.
its definitely on top of the food chain :P
Mayonnaise: The spread that keeps on spreading.
Mayonnaise: universal edible glue.
frstlymil, your mother is right. The four food groups are mayonnaise, ground beef, white bread and dosa masala.
Right, Karma?
That's a good one, comfort addict.
Yes, gnat and good for catching insects and unhappily married secretaries.
gag gag gag...reminds me of the time I ordered a salad in France and they used pure mayonnaise as salad dressing...gag gag gag
Oi serve loads o' mayo at ze fast food store Oi work en...
Yuck, kitten! Salad?
Pirate Dude: Arrrgh?
Dutch ketchup.
I love Mayonnaise. You can throw it on anything for me. within certain limits of course. In Germany, it is served with french fries. or maybe that is in France? My father told me he had them in Germany when he was in the army.
Daryl, that's funny. How is it on mutton?
Jenn, definitely in Germany and probably in France with chanting.
Mayo vs Miracle Whip - When we got married we had to make some concessions - he drank whole milk (ukky), I drank fat free - we settled on 2%, but till this day, 19years later, I buy Mayo & Miracle whip. He likes Mayo (it is like uggy butter) I Like Miracle Whip (yummy)!
Hey France grow some freaking tomaotes ok, we went to McD and they charged us a $1.00 for each extra packet, jeeezzz
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