Wednesday, May 04, 2005


Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.

2005 Update: Hope's feeding tube.

Note: Look for the contest results around 4 PM, Californy time.


Doug The Una said...

Jenn, thanks for your kindness. Wait'll you see the contest entries.

M said...

Patience: The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children.
See also "tranquilizers" & "stun guns".

Doug The Una said...

HAHAHAHA! Patience, n. With pepper-spray, the foundation of love.

Good one, Manjusha