Will be America, building American dreams:
The doors reinforced with rule of law,
The seat restraint strengthened with justice for all,
The chassis inclusive, with seats for the many-
Muhammed, Maria, Nga-chi, Sigmund and Lenny.
The fuel will be freedom, the kind that burns good,
Driving four pious pistons strapped under the hood.
Free thought through the solenoid will crank up the starter
Free speech presses the clutch-plate against the transmission, a martyr.
When you park with the valet, please warn the attendent
The seat warmers uphold the second amendment.
The designers in congress, for everyone's sakes
Built in civil discourse as pads for the brakes,
And each senator, wherever he or she sits,
Will surely add airbags, wherever one fits.
Shiny and sleek, brightly colored and long
Tell your neighbors with pride you bought yours for a song.
COMMITTEE, n. A collective sequestered to prevent progress and pester.